Merry-happy-christma-new-year...

I have a new kitchen floor, and a living room full of pine needles.

I swear there will be pictures.

Wow...

They actually did a nice job on this:

And the quote of the day.

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Eddie Does Vegas

Somebody posted some bits from Eddie Izzard's show at Caesar's Palace... a bit blurry, and wobbly, but the giraffe bit really was hysterical!

Thought for the day...

Grown men really shouldn't wear bright red corduroy pants. Seriously, who dresses like that?